So apparently the guys around my neighborhood have a nickname from my dog it’s “the killer” it’s so funny bc she is such a weenie
*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?
So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.
[takes a knee]
FUCK THE FIRST TIME I READ THIS I THOUGHT TURNT SAID LUNCH AND I WAS LIKE aw that’s nice
Why r birds so loud go away little ones
SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT
Mister Spock’s the best first officer in the ‘Fleet.